
My IRL friends and I say this ALL THE TIME. Like, when it’s applicable, yes, but also when it’s not.
“I am so hungry. Help me, I’m poor!”
“Why am I so bad at this card game?! Help me, I’m poor!”
“Can I get a ride? Help me, I’m poor!”
GOD this is me and my best friend too. All the freaking time, I love it.

